So most of you don't know what I've been up to lately, 'cause I've been so damn busy.
Recently, I got a new job--but hold your applause just yet. I'm on an independent contract with this distribution center. Basically, the boss there is teaching me everything there is to know about opening a bona fide retail store. This includes management, training, marketing, merchandise consignment, inventory, taxes, paperwork, and all of that kind of stuff. What do I do in return for this? I have to push our product for about six weeks. I've been there for two weeks now, and I've learned a lot. But there's one thing we disagree on, and that's the marketing part. He says that internet marketing=fail when it comes to this business, so that's why he doesn't give me more time off to work on my internet stuff. I told him that I can sell more product online, given the proper time to set up for real.
In my spare time, I began setting up http://www.kattywampus.com/
So I learned some software so I could build that store. I marked my stuff up slightly, and promised $7 to one of the charities on my list. Buyer can choose which charity. Even with the markup, the charities would be making more off of the product than I would. But, really, I don't care that much. Me getting a little is better than nothing at all. Plus, I could get my product out the door.
Back to the numbers, though. After about week 4 of my training, for every bottle I sell, I get some fraction of the sales put into a fund that the company has for me. This fund goes toward the cost of my retail location. They will also help me file for an LLC and all that good stuff. I know for a fact that this is all true, and have spoken, briefly, to others that finished this program. I also know that they will advance people quicker if you pick up on the office stuff easily, so it's not 100% sales.
So today, I pleaded my case that I think the sales tactics he's having us use to build up credit are slightly short of shady. Sometimes we sell in no-soliciting areas and stuff. Sometimes we look creepy and run people off. Plus, it's been anywhere between 108-113+ when I've been out this week. I'm too old for this crap, plus I don't know this city too well. The other thing is, I don't trust ANYONE'S driving, and we usually get sent out in groups. So you have all this work, and half the time, people are running away 'cause they think we're pulling some kind of scam. The product is actually quite nice, IMHO, so it's not like it's stuff that no one would use.
Here's one part that really pissed me off about today, though. It was the taunt. "Okay.. well you sell 6 today, and I'll give you credit for 70. Sell 10, and I'll add a sushi dinner."
Yeah, that's quite a big talk, huh? I don't think he thinks I can do it. I also don't think he believes in the power of the internet. I'd love to sell more than 10 tonight, but if I did more, it'd blow him away and the office away. I know I can get numbers like that in no time after I get established.
So here's my pitch to you and the world. Today, if you contact me directly, I will sell you anything on that page I posted (http://www.kattywampus.com/
Shipping charges are:
1 for $5
2 for $7
3-4 for $10
5-6 for $15
7-15 for $20
It will be shipped from the distribution center and will take from 3 days to no more than two weeks, depending on the shipment tonight.
My personal email and paypal address is kattywampus@gmail.com
If you know anyone that would would be interested, please send them my way.
Thanks and pass this along!
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The Charity List:
* Ferrets Unlimited, Morphicon's charity impressed me years back when they showed me the lengths they went through to save those animals. I only wish I could have helped them more. (that's why I wasn't mad about that epic video you all heard about)
* Caboodle Ranch made my heart swell when I saw them the first time. The owner of Caboodle Ranch did something wonderful for cats that had every right never to trust humans again. I have always wanted to do something like this, and will when I buy my farm(not rhetorically).
* St. Sophia's Cathedral.. They are an Eastern Orthodox church located in Columbus OH, part of The Church of the East. They renewed my faith when I was ready to give up, and fed me when I was hungry. They taught me a lot of things and did the job that most churches in the US fail at. Not only that, but they continue to feed the hungry in that gang-ridden poor part of Columbus. And they never discriminate--whether or not you're a church member, another religion, race, orientation, etc.
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